That’s how Anthony Agius Decelis was introduced once at a Labour Party event. He needn’t have complained because this guy’s attention to detail is the worst since the guy surveying the land for the bell-tower of the cathedral of Pisa assured everyone the wet puddle would get dry.

Here’s Anthony De La Cheese inviting you for breakfast, or whatever it is apart from eggs that he’s going to scramble. Calling this guy mediocre is undeserved fulsome praise. He’s a right royal eejit.