“Ittraħbar” is circulated to civil servants with news from the principal permanent secretary’s office. The name of the publication is a literal riff on ‘newsletter’. Geddit?

My daughter would palm her face round about now.

So the newsletter is all of 8 full-colour pages.

And apart from the fact that Mario Cutajar is the cover boy of the publication, there are no less than 12 other photos of him in the leaflet. Sir Humphrey would be apoplectic.