Konrad Mizzi is fully expecting to be rehabilitated back into cabinet, to continue to enjoy immunity from investigation, let alone prosecution and to continue to cash in from the corruption that was on his roadmap before he stepped into our lives to fuck us over with his now legendary “shame on you, minister”.

In this love letter to Joseph Muscat he tells him “I love you — our project goes on”. I’d feel awkward saying that to my wife on our anniversary in a Facebook post but that’s hardly to my credit.

But look at what these guys are telling us. We’re laughing all the way to the bank. In Dubai, or maybe the Cook Islands, or Nevis.