This is not a spoof. This pathetic, grasping, self-pitying, own-voice-loving excuse for a man is literally mourning the fact his is not the only voice worth listening to on radio. I had to screen-shoot his Facebook post before someone with some sanity left in them tells him this makes him look like Harry Potter’s cousin on a borthday morning with just 26 gifts.

Here’s the original post, as long as it lasts, in all its tear-jerking glory.