One TV asked the Great Leader for his top 10 desert island discs. You’d be tempted to groan ‘who cares?’ But this is Malta and nobody laughs at jokes about fawning Radio Moscow staff chasing Joseph’s favourite recording of Tchaikovsky’s sixth. Joseph Stalin that is.

Our own Joseph’s top 10 list includes ‘Gimme Hope Jo’Anna’ by Eddie Grant.

Eddie Grant.

E Grant.


Funny boy.