I don’t want to spoil your day off. This is a bit like watching a film by Leni Riefenstahl when you’re not reviewing it for a university paper.

This is Konrad Mizzi speaking to the Labour Party conference when the Panama Papers leaked in 2016. Watch him. Listen to what he says. Watch the reactions. Watch the applause, the fandom, the misguided hysteria.

Why do you have to watch this? Because this too is the country you live in. However much you’d like it not to be like this.