Here’s Konrad Mizzi in London on the Instagram account of Charlotte Crosby. I had to google her name because I’m not entirely au fait with English reality TV. While the European Parliament squeals it does not understand how this man is still in office, for him these are truly l-aqwa żmien.

Minister Konrad Mizzi is on Charlotte Crosby’s Instagram account having a fake tattoo painted on his arm.

Here’s Charlotte Crosby if you haven’t had the pleasure. I know I haven’t.