Ground-breaking journalism from the folks at Labour HQ.

Owen Bonnici and Stefan Zrinzo Azzopardi look for and find a photo-op to persuade the world they’re not feuding. They found an event where they were not likely to quarrel.

I didn’t realise these Clockwork Orange intrusions into the bedrooms of centenarian bed-ridden ladies were still a thing with politicians. Clearly I was wrong.

And One TV assures us Bonnici and Zrinzo Azzopardi did not quarrel during the visit. What were they supposed to quarrel about? The topics of conversation? The biggest bunch of flowers? Which of them she would date?

As with all three-way bedroom scenes, two men are smiling.