If Panama is discovered, and then Dubai, and then the Bahamas, and then the pirate bank in Ta’ Xbiex, they could always hide it in the stars.

Joseph Muscat, Keith Schembri and Konrad Mizzi have stars named for them now somewhere in the stars and some witty activists even got them certificates. They can hang them right next to their framed UBO certificates for Hearnville, Tillgate and Egrant.

One sweet little fuck you wrapped in pink is the name these guys gave to Konrad Mizzi’s star. It’s “Konrad Mizzi €92”. You wouldn’t want him to populate his assets too much now, would you?